jokes

cook;do you want me to cut the pizza into eight peices  man;you better make it six I cant eat eight.

 

waiter;do you want your coffee black

man;what other colors do you have

 

there is three ways to tell if your getting old 1st                                               a loss of memory second .........                                                                                                                                                                                     the mom said eat your spinach it will put color in your cheeks                             son who wants green cheeks

 

 

 

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son dad what is a wepon                                                 

dad why its something you fight with

son is mother your wepon